And what about chicken pussy? Is it enticing? I mean, what's the story?

I'm currently digitizing all my family's books on tape. I have to play them in the only tape deck we seem to have left, which is in the monolithic Sony stereo my parents got the year I was born.

And with a johnson like that, it ain't just the implications that are staggering, am I right?

Did you make that face and it stuck that way, just like your mom warned?

The ape at the call-center on the other end of the line just put him on hold, so he's playing solitaire.

I remember when my astrologist said The Planet Of The Apes was rising in my sign. Apparently, this meant it was a bad time for new ventures, but a good time for poo-flinging.

backyard birdemic
Poor birds, being robbed of their dignity by some hack. The grosbeak looking in through my window when I watched that clip was visibly mortified.

He's VP of programming? That living mass of wank? I guess this explains a lot about Bravo.

Was that the one where (spoilers I guess) the kid somehow uses pennies to combat the aliens because copper is deadly to them, or something, and at the end when he thinks everything's ok, he gets home and goes into his parents' room and just screams and screams, and that's how it ends?

Finding Nemo/Shark Tale

I was just thinking of Gunslinger. I've only seen it via the MST3K episode, but it was definitely one of their not-actually-particularly-bad movies.

I LOVE you!

Was their ship The Willenium Falcon?

He's not this stupid. He's much, much stupider.

Cheers, Gonzalez. I do it all for the sheer hilarity.

exactly like Hitler
Not a single non-aryan among his squad of teen helpers. Kudos to Arnie for not bowing to political correctness gone mad, like those pansy-ass democrat politician-turned-superheroes would!

So, just to be clear about last time: was the TKO when you called your own friend illiterate because you couldn't understand what he wrote? Or was it when you tried to defend your obviously-not-a-haiku haiku with a copy/pasted definition that you didn't understand proved you wrong? Or was it when you denied saying…

rather
I'm not sure why, but I watched MST3K episodes on Netflix and YouTube more or less continuously this weekend. And it was not the first such occasion.

"…I respected its technical achievement, that is, building as underwater city erstwhile undone in video games."
—Mike R, enemy of imprecise and flowery language

I also had the Castlevania one. I wonder if I ever made it to Dracula. I mainly remember the little bastardy hands that would reach up and immobilize you and were near impossible to see. Good times.