Hmm, I'm still not sold on Tony Scott. Maybe some more inexplicable insults will convince me.

I challenge Will You Marry Me to a cute-off.

Oh, I see. I horribly misinterpreted your threat as directed at my PC, when in fact you didn't mean that at all, but rather "devices," which includes "Macs/PC, etc." There's that intelligence of yours again.

What makes you think I was proud of it, and that Michael Bay is the alternative to Tony Scott? In fact, just generally, what the hell?

I don't know the name of the director of Man On Fire, but based on above comments, I bet a dollar it was Tony Scott. Good god, so much of the last half of that movie was the same few seconds of footage flashing jerkily over and over and fucking over again until I felt insane.

Both of those would probably be both better *and* less emotionally scarring than Run Fatboy Run.

How about some fertility rituals?

"Faith, hop, and charity, and the greatest of these was hop."

Okay, Mikey, let's say I believed that you were going to compromise the security of this website, then interfere with my computer. Aren't there a few criminal acts involved there? And you're going to do this after making a very public, very traceable threat, and even casually mentioning your accomplice's employer by…

He does kind of have big, pointy ears (transceivers?).

Which broad racial stereotype is Sentinel Prime?

I've only seen him in that clip from CSI where he gets shot to ribbons by police. More in the exact same vein as that would be fine.

this cannot stand
I mean, I know for a fact that a lot of other countries allow nudity, and even profanity, on broadcast television. And each and every one of these countries has been reduced to a smoldering wasteland where unclothed, bestial humans rut mindlessly in the ashes of their once-great civilization.

The blues, the blues, the blues…

Or get a bunch of people trying who go around on the streets trying to get people to sign petitions, and call it "Entreatment."

"I have had this debate so many times before, and it always feels like there is something larger at work, something which resembles a detest less for FPSs and more for the demographic that plays them—like a covert hatred for minorities and youth. It's scary and alarming, that this kind of bigotry exists."

I admit, I clicked on this only because of the cover. But it sounds pretty good, too.

Cars is fun, because you can play along by challenging yourself to see how long you can think about things like the politics, infrastructure, and most of all, biology of the Cars universe before you succumb to gibbering madness.

That reminds me, an early episode of In Plain Sight tried to pass off a bit of downtown Albuquerque as New York. Was it convincing? No. Was it hilarious? Yes.

Tiny Attorney!