I'll second some In Bruges love. Farrell's ok by me anyway, but he was excellent in that fine fillum.

Reason is wasted on the unreasonable, root. I might have applied this rule of thumb to young Mike here a little earlier and more vigorously than others, but it's no less true.

You didn't actually understand what I said about your "haiku," did you? If you had read that sentence more carefully, maybe you could have corrected the foolish typo I made in it (which would have been your first time accurately correcting something, ever) instead of your own haiku (the 19 and two you called me a fool…

It's my favorite Pixar movie.

Sully should volunteer with Habitat for Monsterity.

Fangs. Fangs a lot.

Keep going, Mike. Act like you didn't compare what root said to racism, which you clearly did, then reiterated, which we can all see. While you're at it, say *I'm* the one who can't understand simple analogies. Remember what happened last time you said that? Remember how you called yourself shit, then tried to correct…

Right? I know some producers who are in dire need of a good savaging.

@madbeatnk: Oddly enough, yes.

No more rabbit puns. The buck stops hare. D'oe! There we go again!

The chicks, or at least the one chick, speaks with a clearly adult voice. But chicks are, by definition, baby chickens! Does plausibility mean nothing to these people?

Goddammit. Hamburgers used to be the only things that didn't make me sad. Thanks a lot.

What if it's about, like, the very quality of beauty itself, sleeping?

"Havoc" is what I named my dog of war, so I only cry it after he slips away and I want him to come back. Kooky, right?

Blast! Well, as long as you never find out how many Lisa Loeb albums I own…

Or hide it behind a breastplate.

Holy shit. Root's no better than a racist, now. I don't think I've ever laughed louder or longer at any comment I can remember. Anyone still respect his opinion? Anyone?

Goddamit
Batman was invented right the first time. Well…I can't really say about the first time. But at least a handful of the subsequent reinventions were right. Stop reinventing. Maybe someone just actually invent something.

So some games don't get the grades you thought they should, and since you can't comprehend the text that directly explains the grades, you imagine some shady anti-FPS conspiracy, and that's a "good point" in your world? Remember, this is the same world where *your* inability to understand what you read makes *someone…

Mike, the only point here is that this website is not obligated to accommodate your staggering stupidity. I mean, come on. You can't even understand your own sycophant's frankly straightforward ass-kissing. That should really force you to consider that maybe the problem lies with you.