It's been a very long time since I had any fast food other than Sonic.

That's the one. Someone must make this movie at once.

"How dare you talk about your qualifications like it makes you superior? Also, check out my superior qualifications!" Keep stickin' it to those hypocrites, champ. LOL indeed.

Yeah, but we sure make up for it in volume, since we seem to breed (or attract) a hell of a lot of fantasy authors.

i'm going to pretend it's a gritty reboot of the Disney version for the purpose of a labored joke
I suppose the supporting cast would include things like a singing and dancing cell phone, laptop, massage chair, digital watch and halogen lamp, right?

He took your pretty wife's first.

Why? Because by then, hope itself will be an unknown concept to the moviegoing public?

Tigers would be good. Robo-tigers would be better.

Cheers, Pinkie. A welcome contribution, I assure you.

I have to fetch the master's BEANS!
I really wish there was a YouTube analogue for audio (or, is there, and I just don't know about it?), so I could link to an awesome and relevant Colin & Fergus' Digi Radio sketch.

Answer: the worst pop song I've ever heard.

I probably should have spent less time fretting about whether to change the spelling and more time checking to see if someone had already made the exact same joke.

When life gives you lemors…

Running on 3.5 hours of sleep…
or WINNING on 3.5 hours of sleep?!

I think it's the crocodile's time to shine. By "shine" I mean "eat everybody."

A Canadian is like an American, but without a gun.

And of course, there's that new series Deathwish Movers, which is the dark, gritty reboot of Imagination Movers.

*runs screaming from giant cocaine/chocolate milk mud golem*

HTH, have you ever posted except to whine about me? Tell me some more about your rigid standards of what constitutes contributing to the conversation. ROTFL ZOMG!

It's just amazing that simple language confuses you so thoroughly. I'm going to hold your hand and help you parse this.