@hollyhox: That is uncannily accurate. But noise canceling headphones changed my life.

But I said "comparable." Did Yogi or the Gummi Bears dress in bondage gear and brandish cool weapons? Didn't think so. The fact that I can't get off without Gummiberry Juice is COMPLETE COINCIDENCE.

I don't know about that, but I bet it caused some furryism.

Thundercats are GO!
Wait a minute…

The Fighter Round 2: I Gatti Your Number

Well, I was doing a crossword, and the clue was "halfwit," and I got all nostalgic. And look what I would have missed! A classic "only snobs use this common phrase that everyone but me knows!" bit (obviously pretense as bait for me…since he didn't think I'd be posting here any more. Sure.), a kneejerk line about…

No no no, it's a guy who is out of water, but who also resembles F in some way.

Agreed. I tried, but only got as far as pasting Tygra's mane onto him. The potential was there, but I lack Photoshop skills. And Photoshop software. And the rights to use images from Thundercats.

See, I wanted to think that too, but enough people respond to him every week even without me that he seems good and settled in. Even if they stopped completely, I'm not sure anything would put him off this pathological compulsion to share his…"thoughts," for lack of a better word. Best to try to find the humor in an…

That's what passes for a pun to this guy?
Why not name the character "F. Ishoutofwater"?

It's not just one expression; "blue" can refer generally to things being rude or off-color, but also pretty commonly refers particularly to profanity, as in the phrase "swear a blue streak." See def. 19 here: http://dictionary.reference…

Maybe by now each remake headline causes a rash of suicides, and Sean is being community-minded by resisting the urge to phrase news that way.

You're right; I'll probably never care enough to read it, but it's good to know that someone somewhere has at least thought about it. I suppose there's no room for that material in the actual games, what with all the headshot-and-explosion-related dialogue.

NEWS

@Rowan: Just don't make my mistake and accidentally buy Karmageddon. Samsara-based action simply doesn't get the blood flowing.

Inquiring minds want to know!
If I remember correctly, the history of Killzone goes: Some people leave Earth (etc.) to settle a new planet of their own free will—>that planet is a bit crap—>???—>WAR ON EARTHLINGS

Once recently, on the long drive home, I encountered what I thought was an unusual amount of unusually aggressive behavior even for NM drivers; tailgating, gesturing, etc. I stoically refused to make eye contact with them, just gesturing right back. Turns out, people trying to inform you your gas cap is open is easy…

Blast it, Hipster-billy, that's totally better. Here, you can have some of my virgins; what I really want is fruit baskets anyway. Bloody mistranslating shamans.

I've wondered what ever happened to McGregor
So that's what he beanstalkin' about!

awesome update
He still intends to show up for work? Is he going to break into an empty studio and give a coked out performance to a bunch of turned-off cameras? Using a script he collaborated on with a bevy of blitzed hookers? Please?