Wouldn't they sign a waiver that says exactly that? Something about "E! will not be liable for injury or death sustained to the fatty during surgical procedures…"

But he has forgone Nirvana in order to stay behind and show the rest of us the way through press releases and phone-in shows, which is exactly how Amitabha would have done it if he was around today.

Hear hear!

maybe the o stands for…O'NEAL!
Did you just release the kraken all over MTV?

Michael Cera and Queen Latifah.

goddammit hollywood
Do not re-release the kraken!

Nope
Still sad.

Haircut? Big deal.
Tell us when he gets a face cut.

They want to remake it because they're going down the list of all movies ever made and they got to 'S.'

Or, perhaps, Arfsi.

They speak Mongrolian.

Even without considering the HBO show, I've never seen anyone look more like a Dr. Seuss drawing than he does there.

Ah, ok. Been a while.

Why should I listen to you? YOU'RE HITLER!

I think I.T. Crowd 2 was up until recently. It seems to have gone away around when they added 4. Maybe there's some weird licensing arrangement at work?

Oh, man. That almost can't be an accident (I mean, the 1:00 mark, wow), but I can't decide if it's funnier if it is or isn't. Regardless, I laughed my tits off, so thanks, Sean.

Wanna get down on my knees and please ya Jesus
This sounds a lot like a case of life imitating South Park.

Well, if people are "going hard for the Messiah" anyway…

If they're the Braves, the rivals should be something in similarly questionable taste.

DUPLICATUM INCEPTORUM!