Named for the Allman Brothers record, or the Jessica that made headlines in the 80s?

I love that someone has come up with a funny comment for basically every key in that bowl. :-D

Gimme whoever’s keychain's rocking the starter buttplug.

Now if only Santa would...

I’ll take a C2 key if there are any. Oh, I don’t want the sex.

Nobody will want the Toyota girl, safe, boring but I guess reliable? 

I’ll take the Canadian girl rocking the maple leaf keychain. She’ll probably be up for anything if only to keep warm during that ice storm...

I’d be trying to find whoever has the Peugeot

That’s alright honey, I’m going with Cat Santa.

Folks, when the LEOs violate the law on people who are morally questionable, like Mr. Kelly, that is still an injustice. We can’t pick justice to be done depending on the moral or ethical character of the victim. That’s what equal protection under the law implies: same rules for everybody.

If you’re on IG, look for me @DetroitSuspect_Tommy

One of my club brothers owns this coupe with the flathead 4. We chopped the roof on it a few years back. The four runs pretty strong, but I think the eventual plan is to go with a flathead V8 along with a mild channel. Long term goal is to make it look like a 50s dry lakes car.

I appreciate the red arrow pointing to something important. Click to hear Mr. Clean explain it!

Honk honk! With any luck, I can go a whole six seconds before some NOSCOPE asshole snipes me from the turret.

If you find a model A frame cheap because of a broken rear crossmember, grab it. A shop in California sells replacement crossmembers now. Also, the 4 cylinder can be woken up a lot with a higher compression head, downdraft carb, touring camshaft and header. I personally recommend the Snyder 6:1 iron head. 

Overspend on a car that is likely to appreciate dramatically?

I could easily overspend on the just the right traditional Model A hot rod. Chopped, channeled, and Z’d just right on bigs and littles. Similar to this one except I’d have to go with a 392 Hemi and a 4-speed.

There are three phases of “dream car ownership” for men.

I’m over 40, so they’ll be taking me out back to shoot me any day now. 

He should be easy to find; just go to the local Cracker Barrel or Wal-Mart.