Dodge guy is going to leave that yellow sticker on the steering wheel.

Putz is an underused word these days. I think I’m going to work that into my daily lexicon.

huw, mmhuw, blaaaaach!

I’m fairly sure Trump just said: “They knew what they signed up for” again. He doesn’t give a shit about the troops. Never has. Never will. Same with the rest of the Republican party. Now, funnel more kids into the gaping jaws of the war machine and don’t forget to buy your “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” magnet from China.

Man, do you also go around offering drinks to alcoholics?

To be fair, I’m not sure that many people can fit a laptop between their belly and the steering wheel...

It’s called being married. 

Leaded gas was gone before I ever drove. But yes, $9k was a pittance even then (1990). You could be a stoner waiting tables in a shitty restaurant and still buy a new Wrangler. Not anymore.

Don’t mind me, I’m about to go home and have my Very First dinner since yesterday.

He should’ve just sat there and ate his All Bran.

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

Sweet turbo too. 

if you ban my flag you are stepping on my second Amendment right

That reminds me of when I wanted to take a gander at the engine in my parent’s Hyundai Athos.

Harbor Freight: You may lose some fingers, but at least it doesn’t cost you and arm and a leg.

Speaking of used cars. Can someone help me decide. I want a convertible something that is reliable and will last me for another 10 years or more and good for long daily commutes and the occasional long weekend drive.

KidstonTV did a short documentary on this era of Bugatti and the factory about 4 years ago. Worth a watch if you are interested.

My Dearest Kaitlyn,