Amen. As long as the core info isn't egregiously inaccurate, I like to think of the writers as the topic card and the comments as the content. Outside of some oddities, I've learned little over the years from Jalopnik itself...but I'm always enlightened by a comment or 2.

“Mr. Stock-Market-Smarty-Pants”

Good catch. That’s a stress crack for sure and in the same place on both sides.

A band of international terrorists kidnaps his family and threatens to kill them unless he wins the tractor race and pig calling contest at the county fair. Now he has to steal the modification key from John Deere so he can give it, I dunno, a big turbo, NOS, and a massive wing.

Tiny electric Jeep, you say?

If it’s really a Jimney competitor, (solid axles) I’d be excited. But it will likely be another FWD-based crossover....

Oh no, goodness, those damage the paint work with their splashy insides and you get bits of rotting meat lodged in the intakes which leads to vultures following your car all up and down the coast. Or so I’ve heard anyway, yes.

I just cackled like a hyena in the middle of a silent office. That got me good. 

I wonder how long before this website is rusting on David Tracy's lawn.

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

You need a V10.

Maybe they can put it in some rice

“Money shitter’s outta service, boss” is officially licensed to you, carry it well. It was almost 25 years ago and I still distinctly remember that phrase and moment. You are a worthy steward to unleash it forth to pastures anew

I second this notion, and the star. “A hell of a lot of hoot for not a lot of loot” is getting boosted by me, probably prefaced with a long whistle. It reminds me of another phrase that I’ve only been able to use once out in the world.

I hereby propose all “NPOCP” listings from now on to be scored a Hoot:Loot ratio

For starters, let me just say that I don’t care whether you say I can bring a mechanic or not. If I want to bring one, I will.

Labrador retrievers?