Are real shame. Buttons had so much soul they were basically alive. I have fond memories of picking up fallen buttons from under the seat.

If you close your eyes it doesn’t matter.

Will consider trade for rusty trombone or salad toss.

I already have herpes and a piece of shit car.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Anyone else seen those awful Toyota commercials of the “brothers” driving around the Monaco Grand Prix circuit? Where you just think to yourself “who’s your audience here”. I mean is this for the Americans who have no clue what’s going on, or the people who understand Toyota spent up to a billion dollars a year to…

Sorry about your lisp

The official shoe for H2Oi two years running.

That guy isn’t so Singapoor if he has a GT-R.

For A-10 fire I prefer the onomatopoeia BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

Headline: Older gen E350 4matic now available with Chrysler V6 and neo-retro muscle car styling.

My dad just brought in his ‘84 bug from mexico. All you need is a proof of insurance and either change the plates or get a permit to keep the original plates.

Yes. I agree. I don’t want to buy a 10k car for my kids first car. I rather buy. 1k car that they will know if they get into a crash, they will die. Which means if they are smart, they will know not to increase my insurance policy by getting into a stupid crash.

If they wanted a zero-star crash test, they should put the cast from Top Gear in there, amirite?

Best pole dancer I ever saw was 45 year old stripper, may not be the belle of the ball but still puts on an impressive performance.

Tyler, as a fellow 996 owner I can’t begin to tell you how much pride I have for Apollo 911. We have had our 2003 since 2008 and have babied it constantly. At the 30K service, I did the IMS bearing thing and now have complete confidence in my car, “Heimweh”. I only hope that I can live long enough to see even half…

Palms got a little sweaty watching that. Vomit on my sweater. Mom’s spaghetti.

Cappuccino Cup tires.

I had no idea Mr. Koenigsegg was so...Uncle Fester like.

I had to watch cool stuff uphill both ways in the snow!