I wonder how many black students and passersbys they detained for fitting the description of this non-existent gunman.

Single parents in black communities are often women. I wonder why that is. Maybe the trash dudes that shook the spot and left their kids behind would have an answer.

This is really good satire. I like the way you obliquely critique absentee fathers by leaving them completely unmentioned: invisible, but omnipresent trash.

So you’re just gonna be that person huh?

Of course, someone had to come here and shit on black women. The same black women doing the raising of kids by themselves. Now do you have anything to say about the absentee parent or a society that abandons these women or nah?

At the very least, he owes Issa some money right now. Maybe he doesn’t know about her crashed car, but he does know that she had to move because they raised the rent. He needs to shell out some serious pocket change for two years of no dough and all woe.

This is the Picasso of trolling. Either that, or the Stacy Dash of sincere opinions.

Of course you think black women are trash. You must be an ain’t shit sort of fellow.

Ohhhhh, fam.

I kind of feel like the turtleneck solidifies his trashness.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

I find a certain level of humor in the irony that 3/5 of total respondents believe that the confederate monuments should be kept in public spaces.

Done before I got your reply! They are hateful and stupid.

The other banner read: “YWNRU,” which stands for “You will not replace us,” the slogan of the white identitarian group Identity Evropa (the phrase previously served as the slogan for the members of Destiny’s Child not named Beyoncé—see how they steal all our culture?)

Iont truss it. I’ll keep a bottle in my trunk just in case I run into her.

you are the best for even thinking that.

I can give you my address and will make sure to drink all of it she gets it.

I’ve often wondered where I can send her an Edible Arrangement, bottle of wine Hennessy, a massage GC, or maybe a sledgehammer because I’m not writing this mess and sometimes I have to walk away.

I’ll take the blame..b/c every morning I start my day off by sending you horrible stories and saying, “Look at this fucked up shit, Breanna!”