bewigged Hantavirus Donald Trump

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

NO! They have the best ice cream!

welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

I don't know if you're in the US, but if you are, then consumer protection laws protect your warranty regardless of who does the work, provided you can prove you used the right oil, fluids, etc.

seedy Mexican brick that had long ago stopped smelling like much of anything.

When Paul Ryan sees his five o’clock shadow, it means six more weeks of RNC. Cover that shit up.