bewigged Hantavirus Donald Trump

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

NO! They have the best ice cream!

welp time to shut down the local fetal remains wading pool I guess

I like this feeling. We should figure out some more things to take away from teenagers.

Potentially.

Wanna know what was a bigger missed opportunity? Having the Joker be played by literally anyone else.

I don't know if you're in the US, but if you are, then consumer protection laws protect your warranty regardless of who does the work, provided you can prove you used the right oil, fluids, etc.

seedy Mexican brick that had long ago stopped smelling like much of anything.

When Paul Ryan sees his five o’clock shadow, it means six more weeks of RNC. Cover that shit up.