Jim Halpert:Question. What kind of bear is best?

I was 17, working as a radio DJ at a small top 40 station in Texas, and the old timey Teletype machine starting ringing incessantly in another room, indicating breaking news was coming from the AP, and then every phone lit up, listeners just crying uncontrollably — teenagers and adults alike. I finally just quit…

Donald Trump gave what was unquestionably the most depraved, unhinged, and abysmal press conference of his any presidency on Tuesday afternoon.

Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC in his system

Why do we still play the anthem before domestic sporting events? What purpose does it still serve?

Great to see the Bears already in mid-season form before the season even starts.

Anthony Scaramucci: I’m only kidding with you, we’re having a party, I just came home and I haven’t seen you in a long time and I’m breaking your balls, and you’re getting fucking fresh. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.

Not necessarily. Most insurance policies will have a time period (two years, e.g.,) and the company will not pay off if you commit suicide during that time. If you do it after that time, then they likely pay.

After losing his case, this guy was a real Sad Sack.

Pure pandamonium on display here.

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

This pretty much is a metaphor for my sex life: huge boner, finished in five seconds, and my partner is completely uninterested

You might say he has a leg up on the competition.

Glad to see Rodney Dangerfield took some time out from the afterlife to come back and kick some ass.

You don’t enjoy a slam in the pink?

What do you expect? I mean, this is a league that celebrates a stat called WAR.

“You’re allowed to shoot those?” - James Harden

Usually I screw up trying to get to second base as well.

If a Tiger falls in the Woods, would anyone give a shit?

But the good news here is that with microwave cameras, the CIA can get their spying done in half the time.