Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

Does it look like this

Chili: Beans or no beans?

Marshawn Lynch - “I’m looking for someone with some melanin, you know?”

In 2025, him and Peyton Manning will have wheelchair races on The Ocho.

The best part is he never joined the basketball team, and the incident happened two years ago.

DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

Exactly - how does a country with 4.4% of the world’s population lead the medal count at every summer Olympics?

Aww man, you deleted the comment about how Ted Cruz roasted the shit out of you on Twitter? I gotta say, I can’t blame you. Must be pretty embarrassing to get out-memed by an old out of touch white man.

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons

I was just thinking how redundant the headline was. That said, your seal would be better if it said “Fidelity Bravery Fidelity”

In case you’re having trouble making out all the audio, here’s a transcript of how that all went down:

Plus this many

They’re in San Francisco. I’m sure they’re doing just fine.

Packers. Every single one of them.

Brian and I are lifelong gamblers

Nice that they got Ronda Rousey to stand-in as a tree.

I was hoping they’d become the Los Angeles Ospreys or Ocelots or something with an “O.” Then they could use this:

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers