He will also have a side of jelly beans, raw.

Walk offed: Texas Rangers.

We don’t get jackets, just brown paper bags to wear over our heads :(

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

What color are the jackets?

What the fuck are you talking about

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”

Can someone convince Skip Bayless to get hair plug treatments?

The hair bone is connected to the voice bone?

The exact same thing is posted with jerry jones...dude got taken by a meme

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

Oh boy this guy got mad

I see what you did there...

Yea well Superman never lost to an FCS team at home

The article failed to mention that the particular strain of imaginary weed he was carrying is called Fantasy Tears.

Either you’re a closet Vikings fan, Drew gave up some names, or just coincidence that the Vikings have had a lot of shitty players on their rosters.

That’s called North Dakota Modern Chic.