This is dangerous, I work only a few blocks away. I could be spending way too many lunch breaks here.

It's a song called "Doomsday" off of Nero's album "Welcome Reality." You should definitely check the album out, it's a little more structured and coherant than most dubstep that's getting big now. Definitely one of the best albums from last year. "Reaching Out" is another highlight on the album.

Hoooold me closer, tiny reeeptile.

Iiiiiiinteresting. Okay, Mr. Totilo. I'm all in, why the hell not? Sounds interesting. I'm sure you'll get shit about it from the die-hard old timers who wretch at the mere mention of change, but I say forward and onward into the future.

Thank you. Everyone mourns the loss of the Constellation, but they forget that certain parts of it just weren't working and were hemorrhaging cash.

This guy's done about a dozen more, you can find them here: [symphonyofscience.com]

The asteroid belt just isn't dense enough for that to happen. Blame Star Wars/Star Fox, but our conception of the asteroid belt as just packed with material isn't really how it is. All of the objects in the asteroid belt are EXTREMELY spaced out, so it's unlikely any one body could pull all of it together at this…

Only if you adhere to certain rules in the English language that require sentences to use words that exist.

Wow, I feel like an alien. I typically get about 4 hours of sleep. I'm a little tired in the morning, but once I get up and going I'm good (and no I don't drink coffee or anything). If I get 5 hours of sleep though, I feel like absolute garbage in the morning. I've always just attributed this to waking in the…

NASA's rover page has maps of the paths taken by Spirit and Opportunity here: [marsrover.nasa.gov]

Oh man yeah I know, the space race was such a brain drain for the United States...

Putting aside your bizarre financial argument that essentially wants to question the benefits of basic research and science in general, you've somehow managed to read something in this article that is not suggested in the source material: that this reignites the debate about Pluto, or brings new evidence to the…

Haha I'm with you on that, but I think we missed a memo or something because even astronomers and astrophysicists are now referring to other systems as solar systems. So I don't know if they're just using it out of convenience or if everyone agreed to just say "fuck it, everything's a solar system now."

"As for the battery, expect a 2050mAh one (do we hear a whoa?), which should be good for a couple of days use without charging."

Every other iPhone was released in North America in June. I suppose you could get nitpicky and look up exactly where the summer solstice is in relation to the release dates, but I chose to round up and say Summer. And it's a logical bet that we won't see iPhone 5 until then. Granted, Apple didn't stick to that…

I love you Jesus, but you started this one off with a real wet fart and couldn't recover: "I say Microsoft because Android is still a mixed bag of hurt and ugly—a lemonparty. Its hardware is competitive and the OS is highly customizable, but it's still just a me-too option full of inconsistencies." That's hiiiiighly…

I'm like 99% sure I saw this exact same car in New Orleans last summer. And the remaining 1% is just to account for something weird like more than one blue pimped out Sonic themed vehicle existing on the Earth.

Dude, yes. Same thing here. The stun gun is just hilarious in general. I get an lovely sense of self-satisfaction when I go out of my way to stun someone, and then when they're on the ground just throw them off a building or into some water.

I mentioned Majora's Mask at the end of the opening statement, saying I wasn't including it because it had all the characteristics of an expansion to Ocarina of Time. I loved MM, and truly think it was the last time in the Zelda series where they were able to make the defining game mechanic feel like it wasn't a…

Ha I just posted the wall of text above and realized you said everything I wanted to say way better.