They have school IDs. My school ID had my birthdate on it, but even if it didn't, "X High School" usually means you're 14 or older.

Depends! I do a lot of what my husband does (bicep curls, dead lifts, squats, pushups) and I run in intervals (I can't long distance run for shit) but I haven't really been seeing the tone in my arms that I'd expect at this time.

Question for the ladies who weight train: have you noticed yourself building mass in one area of your body but not the other? I've been noticing more tone in my legs, but my arms are still, I dunno, kinda like batwings. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Does it just take a longer time to develop biceps and triceps?

Once weekly. Biweekly when I'm feeling lazy. Bedbugs!

Consider yourself lucky (or extremely naive) if you've never met the kind of person that I'm talking about. I'm going to assume that's why you don't seem to "get it," and not because you're being deliberately obtuse.

I said: "women need to figure out that they don't need a man to be emotionally fulfilled"

Nope, I said that because the person who is in this scenario got into an Ivy and chose to, instead, attend a Shitty State University in the middle of nowhere. I went to the best public school in the US, and have no problem saying some public schools are shitty. So what? Some private schools are shitty, too.

There's a gigantic line, a chasm even, between being happy when you're WITH your partner and only being happy BECAUSE of your partner. A partner needs to add to your happiness, not be the sole source of it.

Uh, some state universities are shitty, some state universities are not. I went to the best public university in the US, and I probably got a better or equivalent education for cheaper than someone who went to somewhere like Oberlin or Vassar. But I didn't want to be a pedant and get into semantics. Hope that clears…

tl;dr - more women are getting college educations so they won't need to rely on men. This is somehow making men turn into shmucks. It's up to the women and SOCIETY to "challenge" the men and make them "better." Or something.

I don't really understand the point of this, because a lot (I'd even maybe say most) of the late teens/early 20's women I know DO "make romance a priority in their lives," even at the point of sacrificing their education and career prospects. I have never heard a man say that, oh, he got into a top 10 university, but…

I could tell horror stories about the things that have happened to the bathroom in my restaurant (seriously, what is it about people that makes them so, so gross when they're not the ones that'll have to clean it up), but I reserve a special kind of hatred for the woman, whoever she is, that just left a used tampon on…

"And then all of a sudden, he had a 360 and decided he wanted nothing to do with military"

I've had the displeasure of meeting a couple of California's Tea Party congressmen (they exist! House of Representatives!), and they kind of do want to alienate their colleagues to the left to appeal to simple-minded voters who see it as them standing up for the truth or some shit.

She really isn't great. It's just a tradeoff because we don't have anyone else really awesome running in California who is still pro-gun control (most Californians are, to some degree), pro-women's rights, pro-education, and more reasonable on privacy rights.

Hell yeah! I ended up actually buying a black one because I was like "this woman is fighting the good fight! Working in a male-dominated environment!" but now I'm like, fuck! I wish I'd just bought the pink one...

Ah, thank you! See it once, clear mistake, see it twice, doubt yourself.

You & Lindy have me all confused now about whether I've been spelling "the things you dress your body with" wrong. Cloathing? Isn't it clothing?

I always feel really conflicted about things like this coming out because I just really like them. Reminds me of when I was buying a pocket knife at a Manly Man Gun Store and the male associate, without asking, brought out the pink ones. A female associate was like, "how sexist! Assuming she wants a pink…

Can we please stop using half-words like "ridic" "delish" "awk" and "presh"?