Obviously, they were choking them.

Doom is a blast on the Rift! It even made me better at it. I had no idea that punches took imps down so easily.

After you die, can I have the rest of your burrito?

Please

I went ahead and ordered one. I have a dk2, and if the consumer version is that much better than I don’t mind the price point that much. However, $600 is pretty steep for a lot of people and if they haven’t tried a rift before, and maybe even if they have, I don’t think many will be able to justify 600 bones for what…

Well... most people wear clothes at home.

I think getting pinched by it is a rite of passage. Probably the reason you don’t see them around anymore. That, and gravity hurts, too.

I kind of miss this thing

All that writing is what you need to be able to harness 1.21 Gigawatts! (Jiggawatts!)

They made some decent porn back in the day.

It’s a bit hard to tell, but she’s talking about two different guys.

I’m sure if you had confided in Mr. Belding he would’ve given you some sound advice.

“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, ‘... I drank what?’” - Chris Knight

This is also correct.

This is correct.

Teen is about the most common search term there is, so I highly doubt he is looking for anything illegal. And those age ranges are pretty much correct. Also, Amateur tends to translate to fat and/or ugly.

I prefer the first L4D. I’ve been playing it on a regular basis for years. I always play on the same server though, which is non-Valve, top rated, and has players from all over the world connecting to it.

Schrodinger’s Putin?

Really? I thought eating synthetic beard was a delicacy in some places.

Agreed. It had some good humor too.