Certainly, five shells must be better than three.

Have you seen “John Dies at the End”? I think it is kind of comparable to Odd Thomas and I liked both more than I thought I would.

I can’t stop watching Rambo’s eyes in that GIF. He’s so in the zone with that bigass gun firing. He’s like “Fuck you. you. you. you. And you. Let’s see... who else is in the room?”

I just hate it when the Pill doesn’t do it’s job. I was on it for months and my wife still got pregnant!

Craven Morehead -

what about Kafka? does he not get an app?

I’ve always wondered if there was a good one way to clean skulls. The more you know...

It’s soylent green.

I find it interesting how often people forget the there is a right-click on their mouse. My mouse has a bunch of buttons that I never bother to use, but the right-click is God for me.

Kim and Kanye are obviously just showing what huge Bret Easton Ellis fans they are.

Stygian... the best!

Is Ohio becoming the new Florida?

I don’t know why they have the background as a beach, he’s obviously in a ballerina simulator.

Sadly, I thought the exact same thing.

As someone who’s been coding for 18 years, I think JS is fugly. It’s the single biggest pain point of our website at work. I never wanted be a web developer, but beggers can’t be choosers. I think coding is a lot fun, unless it’s javascript.

I wish JavaScript would die.

I’m fairly positive Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey cheated to make up for bad AI. Did you ever whoop the other team or did they always to seem to make a crazy comeback? I remember one particular incident where the opposing team’s goalie scored on my goalie (Patrick Roy!). I also had the puck go backwards from my player…

I was actually going to have a wrap today for lunch until I read this. Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, here I come!

No.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.