I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

God, I wish this had been in the NFL. Just imagine if Antonio Cromartie was bringing almost a dozen kids into the locker room or side line.

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

It’s so romantic when a couple saves themselves for their second marriage.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.