Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I know that look, and it ain’t a sprained ankle. That’s Skyline Chili gas on a Monday.

Last seen running away with a jersey

is it possible that the jets actually scored 56 points in a game, or was that showing their points scored for the entire season?

I love it until I strike out looking at a slider two inches off the plate.

Then whoever shouted “don’t look” is a hero.

I didn’t. I used a solar projector.

Asshole, or giant toddler. What’s the difference, really?

Yo online scientist...it is no different than looking at the sun any other time. The warnings are because the brightness may seem less intense (since the moon is blocking some) leading people to look at the sun longer. Everyone glances at the sun every once in a while

He did it because people told him not to. The man is not a mystery. He’s just an asshole.

Fucking moron.

Nazis and supporters of the Southern Confederate States get no rights. You can’t be an American and a Nazi. You can’t memorialize the Confederate rebels in a positive way and still be an American. We fought wars over both these things.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Is that you, Bill Simmons?

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

Somebody clearly doesn’t understand the core concept of this series...