Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I know that look, and it ain’t a sprained ankle. That’s Skyline Chili gas on a Monday.

Last seen running away with a jersey

is it possible that the jets actually scored 56 points in a game, or was that showing their points scored for the entire season?

I love it until I strike out looking at a slider two inches off the plate.

Nazis and supporters of the Southern Confederate States get no rights. You can’t be an American and a Nazi. You can’t memorialize the Confederate rebels in a positive way and still be an American. We fought wars over both these things.

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Is that you, Bill Simmons?

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

Somebody clearly doesn’t understand the core concept of this series...

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

This is the longest comment I have ever read from start to finish. You are the man, roboape.

I’m of the mindset that a hot dog both is and is not a sandwich. It is Schrodinger’s lunch.

Any person with at least a partially functioning brain can tell you a hotdog is not a sandwich. There is no debate. There was never a debate.

Lunacy.

A hotdog is not a sandwich because you wouldn’t ever cut it in half.