The other morning, I was walking to BART, and some drunk guy, literally lying on the sidewalk, looked up at me and said "Smile, baby." I didn't. Instead, I stopped and said "Who the fuck are you? You don't know me. Why should I smile for you, asshole?" He just looked at me and mumbled "Whatever." So, I turned and…

Let she who has never slept with an adult man in a fur top hat cast the first stone, I always say.

holla, south of the j ain't got time for this!!!

If only George had used Paladin Deception Services instead of Jerry's phone, he might have been able to retain his unemployment benefits. I've heard Paladin can bullshit about latex with the best of them.