It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

God damn it, Thor. Stop fucking around with Mjolnir. You don’t want to go to war with Santa. It’s a war with no winners.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

I think Jared Leto needs to read Neil Gaiman’s Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader in order to get a better understanding of the Joker:

Investors are confused!

But doesn’t this miss the “hot” part of the “hot and cold” dichotomy of fried ice cream? It’s really just ice cream rolled around in other stuff instead of mixing the other stuff into the ice cream.

I see a lot of comments that say that they deserve this. Let me explain in simple words