Man, Thanksgiving is gonna be awkward as hell in a couple weeks.

““They want to turn America into a socialistic country,” Spaeth said. “It’s disgusting.”

His sister must be more forgiving than I am, because if my own family said that to me and about me, I don’t see how we could ever come back from that. 

Things that cause violence and death according to conservatives:

“White Advice for Black People”

I spent a good 20 seconds genuinely confused about who these “Hot Cheeto rappers” were.

“I just think it’s funny that...”

“Ohhhh.... so it’s like that, huh.”

In my experience the #1 thing you could hear that wil foreshadow a massive ass whooping is pure silence. If someone keeps yelling shit like.. what’s up ? What’s up? You wanna do this? This person does not actually want to fight you. If your opponent is just dead silent, you need to gtfo of there ASAP bc this person is…

11. “That’s how it is?”/“It’s like that?”

He’s Rap analog of Taylor Swift.

This review could pretty much be used to describe Drake as an artist, too. I’ve long believed he was rap’s analog of Nickelback.

That “Real America” shit has been pissing me the fuck off for decades. Like, where the fuck is “Fake” America? How do you define it? Are you an impostor if you don’t drive a Ford truck? Are you a phony if you don’t live near farmland? Are you a fraud if you don’t listen to country music and watch football?

You also forgot ‘polite society’.  Fuck, I’m getting old.

Red-blooded Americans

I am going to start calling white people European-Americans from now on. It’s my new thing, lol.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

Nah. That’s too abrasive.  They would call themselves “explorers”

I haven’t finished reading the mailbag but I had to comment on James T.’s letter... Is he himself a self hating black man? Or claiming to be a black man?! Or am I reading this shit completely wrong?! I don’t understand what’s happening right now. It’s Friday and my mind is just toast, someone please help me.

You’re a real piece of shit. I’d love to find you in the streets.