on the whole no but ill be damned if i dont bump “too many erkels on ya team that’s why ya wins low” any day

it’s way too easy to project my innate laziness onto an already-accomplished athlete, because fuck off if i have to work hard once i’ve made it to that point...when i do it...it will be cool if one day people realize humanity and society is not just comprised of people and institutions but a bundle of thoughts, some…

this train of thought is unfortunately years ahead of these people, if not entirely different universes

how lubed up are you for some internet beef right now?

hey guys im just sitting here i got a work potluck in a bit here, i got a belly ache from chugging dayquil and stuff, i guess the gist of what im getting at here is what does your soul look like?? again im on a lot of dayquil. thanks in advance

the guys name is fucking chip

the “these guys are violent” card is trotted out whenever this happens, but as someone who played for 12 years and on the college level, it’s still played within the realm of human/rational decision-making, no matter what people want to say. it’s not like these dudes black out for 3 hours and have no idea what happens…

the first half of that quote is an backhanded way of saying “this guy can’t handle being the man” and you’re a goofball if you don’t see it.

me as fantasy team owner

a comparative statement is the literal definition of analogy lol

bobby bonilla is 52 and might die by the time his contract expires, so, i guess thats better than nothing... you know

i also, was born somewhere

“And if I could get one guy off his game and get in someone’s kitchen, I was willing to do it to help our team or maybe get on the power play....”

i think most people would consider “having the same job as before” as “keeping your job”, yes

do you friends like conflating you with their dinner parties??

yeah totally trolling to point out exactly what it is.

how does that guy look like a composite of buzz lightyear and johnny bravo

my uncle just went “get used to this for the rest of your life.” and went to bed. whatever we get bad calls and shit. but all you have to know is that THERE ARE TWO FUCKING PLAYERS COVERING THE FLATS. why? what is going on? who am i.

bro get over your dead cousin we got some semantics lessons

don’t be mad you spent 10 minutes writing a post because you were too dumb to compare the tone of the post to the obvious sarcasm below it. the sarcasm was missed by two people.