“I guess you’re not eating then, huh, Timmy?”

Linked article linked another article that made me realize my super stealth method for winning hand stand competitions in the pool may actually kill me.

I am fine with Insubstantial Rancid exiting. Do not like.

I realize I am possibly in the minority in feeling this way but...

Of course it was goddamn Bohemian Rhapsody, the official theme song of boring middle aged white people who think Applebee’s is a place to get drunk.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

Ruby’s doppelganger is clearly Nicholas Hoult, not the Biebs.

perhaps it’s that violent/abusive/aggressive type persons are proficient in identifying people pleasers, vulnerable types such as those who don’t speak English and grew up in (even more than in the U.S.) male dominant societies, and are more prone to submissive behavior. Maybe predatory people seek out good prey and…

She sucks her thumb in public, wearing a ribbon while acting like a sexy baby. It is all the same disney pedo me$$, Britney 2.0.

I’m intrigued by the juxtaposition of this essay (which was great) and her media persona. I can’t be the only one that’s slightly disturbed by her Lolita aesthetic. If you told me she was 12 instead of 21, I would believe you. Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t criticism directed at her. I’m sure her team is mostly…

Because if you happen to be a woman who tries this tactic, you’re suddenly a bitchy shrew who should shut up and let the men talk. Or better yet, shut up and go make some coffee.

You have be the “cock” in caucasian.

you have to really really look the part

I have one word for you: Powell’s. Tie a rope around your waist, hand it to someone outside, and ask them to pull you out if you don’t reappear within 24 hours.

Why is it that if someone says you are pretty and you blow it off that the person complimenting you says/thinks you have low self esteem?