Fuck up every day if it leads to more banner images like that one up top.

Torchincky mea culpas are the best mea culpas. They’re so earnest, a lesser person would have yanked the original article or just posted a retraction on it. No, you doubled down. Good on you.

What do, do we get then? Avionics? Please tell me wings? Will they throw in underbody coating and a tire rotation?

Racecar! racecaR!

Now you’ve got me curious about what might be underneath. I don’t know much about these.

It’s a race car!

Well then sign me up!

but aren’t you afraid of misuse? i mean, my immediate thought was ‘man, i would do that to my best friend when he’s at work ALL THE TIME.’

I really wish someone would unpack that ISIS comment. Cause that is almost as loaded as Thomas’ dissent.

Ever since I heard about these I’ve wanted to better understand how they cope with what must be a tremendous amount of buffeting from wind with that huge hole in the side. Cope with both in regards to the instruments, as well as flight characteristics.

Somewhere Alexander Hamilton just threw his hands in the air and asked ‘The fuck did I do?”

There are many reasons why I refer to him as ‘The lesser Gyllenhaal.’

Wait, are you saying we’re arming our pilots with Willem Dafoe now?

It’s enlightening and quite sickening to see so concisely how people like you think. The sky is a big enough bucket. You’re disgusting.

ahem

Wait, charming and impossibly buff men who are misunderstood and unappreciated in their work? Maybe need the right person to stand by them?

I feel there is a book here, but I’m not sure what genre. Also gonna need a cover model.

You’re gonna want to make this its own paragraph and use both bold and italics.

The professionals flush twice.

moths eat your children?

inventive

Great article. I've always had a soft spot for this aircraft and learned a lot more about it for reading this. Shame it's retired.

Coming soon to movie theatres. Dom will be doing these in his big black car in Fast and the Furious x+1

This is what I picture your office looks like.