A few weeks ago, I was discussing a similar topic with some coworkers of mine.

Pretty fucked up to talk about women—even women you don't like—as merely being things to stick a dick into.

"I tried it but it wasn't my thing. I'm probably too old to get it." = Not Shade.

Flesh receptacles? As in, vessels to be filled with flesh? That's what you feel comfortable calling these five women?

I imagine Bruce telling each daughter a different story, a la Tyrion Lannister, and seeing which version makes it out into the gossip ether first.

Yes, it's not even necessarily that it makes me mad. It's more that I feel a deep, soul-rending sadness that these people want to give up the wonders of the universe in favor of the lies they tell themselves.

What's really great about the microwave study she cited is that if you spend a couple of minutes looking for peer review of it, one of the first hits it brings up includes the quote that is along the lines of saying that the study was so far from science that it's hard to believe that the person who conducted it had…

Sure, it's interesting, but the appropriate follow-up question is, are the other countries nuts for banning something that we find acceptable, or are we nuts for selling something that other countries ban?

"These toxins can travel to, and settle into, all the organs of your body, particularly the liver, kidneys, gastrointestinal tract, and lungs."

But at the same time, there are foods in Europe that are illegal in the U.S. It really goes both ways.

Did you know that some ignorant people actually bathe their babies in it? That's just irresponsible I tell you.

Be careful. They call it snake oil, but it's actually full of beaver ass secretions.

Some guy at a party once tried to tell us all that merpeople were real because he saw a documentary about it. When we IMDBed his documentary and it was clearly labeled a mockumentary, he scoffed, "IMDB is no more reliable than Wikipedia." True story.

If I were writing this screenplay Food Babe would actually be working for Monsanto, to make their critics look ridiculous.

In the past, snake-oil salesmen only came through your village once a month. Now we have the internet. We're worse off.

the Food Babe Presents:

now i kinda want to hear tig notaro read the importance of being earnest.

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.

Thank you, this is awesome. You don't need to be a scientist to know what she's saying is crap, just a good baloney detector and some critical thinking skills.

Yes, she's terrible. She's promoting a "natural diet" of foods, all while deceiving her readers into believing they're free of chemicals, even though all these so-called "foods" are made of potentially toxic chemicals like water, proteins, starches, sugars, and oils.