When going through cancer treatment, various friends' dogs (and a random iguana) would guard me and whenever I'd get tired or start to not feel good, they'd REALLY guard me, and make sure that people left me alone. Usually by sitting on me, or giving the stink eye to anyone who talked louder than a whisper. My heart…

I am imagining it. I'm imagining the time when she tells them that she's going to France with that French dude and winds up kidnapped because said French dude laced her drink and it knocks her out. Does that work?

We really need a gif of Martin Sheen and/or Dule Hill looking disappointed in the First Daughter's direction. Imagine I replied with that gif.

Here's Jon Hamm holding a snow leopard, for the greater good:

I didn't think it was possible to simultaneously miss and prove the point, but here we are. Well done.

That is actually not true, some people do have trouble keeping weight on due to a fast metabolism or thyroid issues or a host of other medical issues. To assume that someone has an eating disorder because they are "scary skinny" is simply wrong.

ehhh when I was younger I was "scary skinny" and I ate a ton. Which came around to bite me in the ass after college and my metabolism normalized and now I put on weight like an average person. So thanks for your judgment, but no

Oh, Emma, I want to quit judging my body, but I fell asleep in the sun this past Saturday, got a super bad sunburn on my face, and it's at the stage where it's still really red but starting to peel! I look like a mummified boiled lobster.

Where do you get that theory? Her version has been quite consistent and none of the others were prostitutes.

IIRC, she has a learning disability or some sort of developmental disability. Cut her a damn break, willya? What is wrong with you?

Is anyone else really disappointed in Kim K? File that look under "nothing special."

Green and gold look fantastic on her. I can't even hate the feathers.

I usually cannot stand Marchesa, but this - this is great. She looks stunning.

I see Bey is a fan of the "Barbie arm" pose.

I KNOW GUNS GOOD.

Those are not her actual boobies. They do not look like that at our age (I am a couple of months her senior). I have never been pregnant in my life and my formerly perky boobs are pointing towards Mexico. I told my doctor that I couldn't understand what was happening with this - I never breastfed anybody or…

I don't care about her age, I just wish she'd find something new to do. The LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M WILD AND SEXUAL is kinda tired after it's 30 year run.

Somehow I think this may have been meant as a joke.

Question. If it is someone's constitutional right to carry a gun, and I am in a state where it is my constitutional right to kill someone when I feel threatened (re: stand your ground states) can I legally kill all Open Carry folks. Because I personally feel threaten by all of them. And I think that their…

Why do I get the feeling that if a few similar-minded patriots who happened to be Muslims or Arab-Americans tried carrying an armory like this into a fast food restaurant, these "Open Carry Texas" goons would be the first to call the police?