k, I think you missed the part where the food deliveries from 4chan were going to the writer's old address. Which means they followed through on their threat, they were just not up to date on her whereabouts. She called the cops out of concern for the people living in her old place.

KHHHAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!

Now I have 'Closer to the heart' ear-worming through my brain. Thanks!

"hey man, what you're thinking about doing is so fucking wrong, don't fucking do it"?

I used to make those jokes too. He seemed to have all this power and influence in the organization, as opposed to all the new recruits brainwashed into forking over their life savings to progress through the "audits". Now I think he's just as much a victim as anyone else in Scientology.

Has she not preformed a blood test for it? I thought that was the standard diagnostic tool for feline thyroid issues.

Mumps can also cause sterility in males. I am mystified as to why so many parents think their kids will be stronger if they catch all these diseases.

GAH. I never knew such a thing could happen.

OMG THIS. The acne, the bangs to cover up the acne(at least the forehead acne, I would've grown my hair to cover my whole face if my mother would've let me), the hopeless dress sense, the having no clue about how to put on makeup, oh good times. I didn't stop growing until I turned 18, and then I had to put on 20…

NOT JUDGING I LOVE IT TOO. (I find plastic surgery shows morbidly fascinating.)

I guess we lost interest in Nigeria as soon as they cleared their last Ebola patient. Funny how that happens.

Canadian here. ABS was invented for braking on snow and ice. It replaces the ritual of frantic stomping up and down on the brake pedal when one realizes they are no longer connected to the road. ABS pumps the brakes many more times per second than any human could. There is also a system called EBS (I think it's…

I'm struck by the grace of the goldshirts' movements; pirouetting and gliding to a final position on the unforgiving deck plate.

I will take a dozen colicky babies over one drunk dude on a flight any day of the week.

Women are always scolded for putting ourselves in dangerous situations, i.e. simply being alone.

I was just thinking, dude, you are least 80 pds overweight. That is not average, at least not in a Dr.'s office.

I was just about to post this. It's used to promote the maturation of ova.

I've been watching House of DVF, at first to find out why such a successful fashion designer/businesswoman/philanthropist would want to descend to the level of reality TV. I still don't understand why, cause I want to slap some of those girls, but I'm completely hooked in by Diane. She is one smart cookie.

Leaflets and bake sales do not a terrorist make.

My father, who is now 76yo, remembers going to the Ex in Toronto as a kid, and there would be a display of kids stricken with polio in iron lung machines. I don't know what point they were trying to make, maybe to show the wonders of this new technology?! It certainly made an impression on him.