He sounds adorable!

I was going to say, you must live in one of the Territories or an Atlantic province. I have family in Whitehorse: they try to eat seasonally as much as possible to keep the costs down.

I'm sure my grandmother would have been happy to help.

Somewhat redundant to call a fax machine outdated. ;)

I'm a canuck, and cunt is just another vulgar word here.

It is the Anglo-Saxon word for that area of a woman's body, so why some people get so offended is baffling to me.

Satin is very hard to pull off, even for a skinny girl.

Every time I watch a nature program about elephants I end up weeping uncontrollably. Because of shitheads like this.

I love those black-and-white knitted dresses and skirts. And the kapow! dresses must be in my closet immediately.

Dear Jeremy Irons,

The periwinkle blue ballgown with the silver embroidery. I wants it!

So fab, right!

I wants that one too. I wants it!

To me, the lip plumping injections just make it look like you were punched in the mouth repeatedly. Not terribly attractive.

Allison Redford is still cool though, right?

I've had the Tim's coffee in the States, and it's not the same! Way too weak to be called Tim Horton's coffee.

"that women and other non-combat troops have been thrust into 'combat' heavy positions even though their AFSC (sorry, AF veteran here) as a supply tech didn't dictate that."

Oh C-Lo, you are one of America's true eccentrics. Please never change.

I was just about to chime in with an "eating bonbons all day" comment, but you beat me to it!

I had a (male) boss who one said, "If you believe that females are the weaker sex, you clearly have not been paying attention."