Both parties together only have a majority of 1/2, it’s not enough to govern effectively. It’s a clusterfuck and we’ll be having another election before the end of the year.

Surely a Sbarro stadium would cost a slice of the amount of a Little Caesars stadium. If only there was a nifty chart to illustrate what I mean.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

I agree, blaming Hillary for everything isn’t terribly useful. It’s not right or fair whatsoever, but the specter of scandal plagued her for so many years, Democrats as a party need to review the tapes and learn that pushing a candidate with so much baggage (imaginary or otherwise) is the wrong move; The I-told-you-so…

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

So, when Scalia died, all my friends were like, WHOO HOO! PARTY TIME IN AMERICA! I quietly said nothing, and although I agreed with the sentiment that the SCOTUS and country are better off without him anywhere near a position of power, I recognized that he was still a human person deserving of basic human dignity (we…

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

?! They look like fucking Payless shoes! Fuck outta here.

I think it’s funny (if you can mentally set aside the times we’re living in, threats to women’s freedom of choice, etc.).

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

I got nervous when I never heard from her campaign. I live in a swing state, have been active in politics (including running a canvassing operation for Obama), and actually was a statewide delegate for Bernie. And yet I never got a single call from her campaign asking me to volunteer or even vote.

Also, when the Cubs won the world series. that was a warning that things were happening that normally would be impossible.

I got the feeling when she announced Tim Kaine as her VP. This was the time to pick a firebrand pro-labor, anti-free trade person and she didn’t. At that moment, my “Oh Shit” alarm went off.

I know the point here is that Chris Christie is a lewser but just to get needlessly heavy about stuff: I come from a family full of drug addicts can I just say shitheads like Christie making addiction sound like a secret dark magic germ that hides in marijuana plants and jumps out and grabs you and makes you do heroin…

I’m on Book 4.

Kim Jong uns threats of bombing us and our allies, assassination of his political adversaries, and starvation and imprisonment of his people? That’s just locker room talk! All guys do it

He definitely shed some tears during the Hate-Us-Cuz-They-Ain’t-Us basketball scene.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

I know nothing about O’Beirne other than what I have read here. I give her a great deal of credit for continuing to make the Podcast available despite what has to be sickening and humiliating for her. She’s putting the victims’ interests (surely there are many who have not yet come forward) ahead of her own AND making…

That man has an astoundingly punchable face