He literally says “I was on food stamps and welfare, did anyone help me out? No.”

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

*writes up business plan for Black Truffles Matter Café*

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

things Tomi Lahren learned verrrry recently

I dug into this in another comment, but thankfully the survey reported is really, really bad (it’s a poorly-written online survey that can be taken by anyone who feels like it). Almost every other survey about Generation Z shows that they’re very liberal when it comes to social issues.

Thankfully that appears to be a survey of UK youth, not US youth. Plus, I’m extremely skeptical of the survey, which was apparently done by a marketing group called “The Gild.” And when another website actually went to The Gild’s website, they found that they’re essentially full of shit, and their survey is a…

He’s certainly come a long way. He’s even praised for some of his work.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

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“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

He quoted a sonnet in his interview. From memory! Who does that?!

Really?? People actually praise Taylor Swift for her feminism...oh my lawd- that is a sin.

In his defense, the Whtiehouse is a silly place.

The American way.

bernie sanders inscribed ancient sigils on the wisconsin border to keep clinton from campaigning there.

I will never let this gif go as long as Ted Cruz is alive/in politics.