Apparently he is completely incapable of functioning as a human adult well enough to manage even a simple date. The fact that he was able to type up an article all by himself should be seen as a huge accomplishment

you hated hipsters before it was sooooo mainstream

Is Gizmodo just straight hiring trolls now?

Is Trump really all that different from Waldo?

The biggest issue might be convincing people who already nominally support hillary to get off the couch and vote

No, if anything, Hillary’s likely to outperform polls because she has an actual functioning campaign with a ground game and will be able to pull off the most important thing any actual campaign does. GET OUT THE VOTE

He chose it for the number of shots he’s going to make this year

Yes! I love Firefly, but at this point the worship of it is insane. It was a good show, but it wasn’t as perfect as it’s made out to be.

Ideally

He Neville Longbottom’d

This is good and important.

Well done

YES! Meta-human canary cry would make this all worth it

I will say that the electoral college map is pretty promising. The 4 closest states right now are Florida, Ohio, Nevada, and North Carolina and even if Trump wins all four, we won’t win. He’ll also have to pick off some place like Pennsylvania or Michigan, which in’t happening.

I was about to make the same point that Louisiana without New Orleans would definitely be in the top 5 shittiest states. But New Orleans is just too awesome.

The number one and two spots are locked up for eternity by Alabama and Mississippi. After that Florida is probably number 3. From there’s it’s tough to say exactly who falls where.

“The role of such associations is to foster athletic competition that is fair and serves the well-being of student-athletes.”

Well, another way it could work is the boy playing as a female character because he likes the oversexualized female character and then being zapped into her body makes him realize how ridiculous the oversexualization and objectification is, but no that could never work. A boy in a girl’s body? That could only ever be…

Twitter fights are kinda like sports

I came to the comments to find this quote because I remember at the time it sounded like he was hating on comic book films, but with this new context it seems more like it was issues with the studio