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Why would they film that?

Yes, because there’s no way this guy would have gotten mugged if he had had mace or a knife or better yet a gun. Being grabbed from behind and sucker punched totally could have been stopped by those things!

Dinosaurs are kinda like sports

Ryan Reynolds is a great human and deserves to be beloved and revered by everyone.

It seems both western and Japanese animation has move to be less descriptive and more iconic. This makes sense as iconic animation allows the viewer to more easily see themselves in the characters.

Crying is what Arby’s is for

Chemtrails, probably

The last season revealed that everything they promised was a lie. The cylons had no plan as the very first episode opening states. Starbuck is a ghost? God it real? The BSG people fucked some Homo Erectus muthafuckas. No. It’s bad and incomprehensible

Cheer up, I’m pretty sure he’ll OD by the time he’s 35. Just look at Corey Haim.

No, it is the job of any reputable reporter to tell that kid to charge his fucking phone. Leaving out mention of the battery would be a crime against journalism as anyone reading this piece would no longer be able to concentrate and just be yelling “Charge your fucking phone” over and over again in their heads.

Beat me to it

Essentially there were two factions vying to take control of China, the communists and the nationalists. The communists won and the nationalists fled to Taiwan and declared independence, which China has never recognized.

No, I think a big chunk of the blame goes to NBC because presentation is a big part of the product. Hey, maybe actually carry events live instead of showing gymnastics in prime time when I already got an alert on my phone telling me who won. Just a thought. NBC’s plan is to present these Olympics like it’s 1996 and…

But NBC is free. That’s kind of the whole point of the networks.

Welp, that’s it. We can call off the search. We’ve found the world’s most adorable human. Looking at you, Melissa Benoist

His plan will be to train Barry to get faster and find a way of siphoning off his speed

Oh my god, this guy is such a dumbshit. I just watched that video and it just shows he has no idea about the world. Surfing brings peace?

They haven’t said that’s not true, they’ve refused to comment