This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

“I thought it was reasonable for him to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

The investigating Dean told me that my assailant had reported that I had PTSD, and because of this, I was “an unreliable witness” and my “memory couldn’t be trusted.”

The first step to improving the USMNT is for everyone to admit that America is a footballing minnow and to stop thinking we’re just a few worldies away from winning the World Cup.

The amount of delusion from many American fans regarding our professional league and international team is staggering.

The Right is dark and full or terrors....

Nothing to fear, that’s what The Lord of Light demands

Being a DA means you have to be above reproach in a lot of ways. While I am glad she got and is getting treatment for her addiction and illness, she should have resigned ages ago. Even “regular” attorneys go on leave when struggling with this stuff because of the effect it can have on their work advocating for their…

In fairness, she was living in Dallas; I would need multiple hospitalizations were I in her shoes.

If that’s the criteria I am like the realest of men! *sobs into coffee cup of moscato*

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

Sounds like she was balancing opioids with Adderall or Ritalin. How many people did her office prosecute for some version of the very same behavior, one wonders....

One of the great honors of my life was when my elementary school held an invention fair and invited Donald Trump to help judge the competition. He didn’t show up like he promised, but he sent a representative with his submission, a pair of rollerblades with a wheel cover so you could walk on grass.

I’m a Finn and I do the same. I feel like every time I stop by IKEA to re-up my stock I see somebody else also buying a bunch of sill....and there’s usually a shared nod or look of recognition too, which I enjoy.

I couldn’t even do that. Besides, he’d probably use physics to build a quick lever and use that to kick my ass instead.

As a Cornell graduate, I concur with your snark ;)

He chose Cornell and we’re calling him a genius?

This just brings up the same age-old question: