Ikea’s food is pretty tasty and really inexpensive.

Just posted essentially this.

I don’t even know 19 people.

Counterpoint: a dinner party where I have an expert set of helping hands, don’t have to clean my place beforehand, and no dishes afterward? Sign me up!

Suggestion for the First Request For Production:

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

Oh, so the usual variety.

Remember the golden years of Camalot when politicians would actually fuck gorgeous movie stars and not just pathetically jerk off in front of an electronic screen with strangers?

I’m not a hugger...at all.

This reminds me of the ancient proverb: when you jackoff in public, don’t get mad when someone tells you that you got a tiny dick.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

Satan has standards.

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

Virtually everything she says makes me vomit.

And that’s what a person who made peace with the fact that they’re going to burn in hell sounds like.

well thank god he wasnt directing his ignorance at just one person, but millions.