We're all pieces of God and sometimes God decides your family needs to die in a fire, but not you know, maliciously. Never maliciously. Still, to the fire they went.

He is openly gay, but doesn't believe in marriage equality or gay rights. He is a Republican, afterall...

This is a really weird way to announce a circumcision.

The person who called the cops in the first place was probably motivated by race but I think the cop handled the situation well. When this story first broke i was expecting a whole different kind of conversation but the cop seemed professional to me. He was called to investigate a potential crime, either…

I can't come up with anything, let's check the Governator's software.

I think it is a sign of good character to not treat empathy like it is a nonrenewable resource.

I think Michael Sam has a pretty good story and it has nothing to do with his being gay. It is amazing that he's alive, not on drugs, not in jail, or not homeless.

Happy thoughts:

It's also a color photograph - not even an autochrome - so there's that.

Anna Kendrick had the funniest tweet about seeing the photo of Charlize in the same dress:

My biggest problem with her was that she talked about how sexist Knocked Up was and then went on to star in a bunch of sexist rom-coms. Like she didn't really make an effort to, I don't know, do somethiing about that sexism.

RUDE. OF COURSE WE WANT TO CUDDLE.

Well, sometimes you just want your fucking cinnabon fresh and delicious.

I hope that guy dies in a fire. That's not Internet rage; I really hope that is what happens to that guy. Death by fire.

Don't forget Don Lemon.