Thats not boarding. Boarding requires the player being hit to be 4 feet away from the boards when contact is initiated.

The purpose of this column was meant to be confusing, so the author employed the same strategy that they used for Willem Dafoe’s part in American Psycho.

I was there yesterday. After the rams fumbled the opening kickoff and the falcons scored on the next play, a guy a few rows in front of me stood up said basically “fuck this, I have better things to do” and left. He never came back. The guy left after 2 plays. It was easily the best thing I saw all day.

Person in industry where employees paid in Internet Recognition Fun Bucks complains about overly platitudinous CEO who did not bankrupt his company with stupid lawsuits.

Blogger Brings Gun To A Knife Fight; Overbearingly Highlights CEO’s Corporate-Speak Letter For Already Cynical Readership   

So it reads like everything Hamilton writes?

God dammit, I was a victim of clickbait.

Internet Blogger Would Like To Tell You How To React To CEO’s Letter To Employees.

id be a millionaire if i just had the $50 to put on a 12 way parlay

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

These stories are always the best when they come from a team that royally sucks ass.

When you were growing up is very different than the last 10 years. I was there from 07-11 and people who went there from me on DO give a fuck about the fotoball team. They’re just terrible right now

Now THIS is how you humblebrag.

Counterpoint:

You mean Seattle?

I am actually. I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’m actually Pope Francis. Call me Franny.