Electric “Top Fuel” drag racing.   A bit of an oxymoron to begin with, and would also be the absolute best way to clear the grandstands of any NHRA event. And for those who have never witnessed a Top Fuel car IN PERSON, you simply wouldn't understand.

....one of the best comments I’ve read in a while. Cheers for the laugh.

Why not educate yourself using factual information based on real science and performed by real scientists who don’t have a financial stake in the matter.