Was scrolling just for this comment. I mean, how in the world do you not change that name? Furthermore, why has that never been used in porn??

He’s a pimple on society’s asshole, so it’s easy to understand the confusion.

According to reports, the first three phases of the construction went along tremendously. However, during the last phase everything went to shit.

You realize you used the word “unmolested” about a story where the new stadium resembles a butthole?

In 1950, Clark County had the robust population of 48,289.

I heard they just didn’t want to open it up on 3-28.

If the new stadium isn’t ready I think the league should, in a gesture of goodwill, have the Falcons play their first few home games in cities that don’t have an NFL team like San Diego, St. Louis, Buffalo and San Antonio.

Have no fear, the Atlanta Anus will be open come football season. We’re talking a wide, gaping opening, into and out of which people of all shapes, sizes, and colors will pass.

“Las Vegas” is actually a Spanish phrase for “evidence of man’s hubris”.

Its cool everyone. I fixed it. Now it looks better AND its more Jesus-y.

What else did you expect from a team named ‘Raiders’ that market themselves as pirates?

The scary thing: the 2-year-old twins Ray is talking about are now in their 20s. Which makes me (uses Windows calculator) a million.

I’m firmly in the ‘root for new things to fail first, ask questions later’ portion of my curmudgeonly life. Now that I’ve asked a few questions about pro sports in Vegas, I’m comfortable with my originally rooting for them to fail.

an indoor 20,000-seat arena is going to host many more events, sports and otherwise, than a football stadium.

If I want to get good seats to a Rangers game it will almost surely be cheaper for me to fly to Vegas and watch them play a road game than similar tickets at MSG.

Fun Facts! The Las Vegas metropolitan area has increased in population by 285% since 1990, and still ranks 29th in population. As a media market, it ranks #40, well behind cities like Hartford, Milwaukee, Cincinnati. According to Gizmodo, only 1 in 4 Nevadans were actually born in Nevada.

So one super rich sports team owner is upset Vegas gave another super rich sports team owner a lot of money.

“I honestly believe when the Raiders play here more than half the stadium will be rooting for the other team,” Foley said.

REALLY. You don’t say.

Houston’s going to win 8-10 more games than OKC and get busted out of the playoffs by San Antonio or Golden State. They’re not contenders. The “best player, best team” argument doesn’t apply here.