“If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.” -Michael Corleone

Yeah watched that Sunday night, woke up Monday morning in a complete fog, nauseous and with a headache. What the Assad regime is doing to its people is the shit out of nightmares, and yet they resist: a local rebel leader is a 24-year-old who’s lost just about anyone and everyone of importance in his life, and yet…

Oh sure everything looks bad if you remember it!

This is The Root. What did you expect?

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Airports with the weirdiest demon eyed statues, ranked:

Looks familiar...

Always a risky move to name something after a beloved but still living figure. Just ask the kids at the William H. Cosby School for Girls and the folks who have to commute through the Jerry Sandusky Bus Depot.

The internet works fast:

Dude, just a few days ago you wrote an entire piece about how that white painter chick couldn’t paint the Till painting.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

An away game with half the team injured and a new coach. Can’t really expect 6-0 every game.

Gah! Javascript is a miserable excuse for a programming language, and you should be ashamed of suggesting that it’s suitable for backend development in any way shape or form. Even Brendan Eich regrets it’s creation, and he created it.

“To go from such a good win against Chile to a loss in Bolivia...Argentine football still has a long way to go.”

yep, uh-huh, alright, i guess

Ugh. Hate javascript. With a passion.

The derp is strong with this administration.

I don’t give a d*** about John McCain until he formally asks for an apology for having Palin as his VP. Elevating that misfit to the VP candidacy goes a long way in legitimizing the people (like Baron) who are in the current administration.

This guy has the face and demeanor of someone who is about to get caught at something bad.