This is all just flow conjured up after a lifetime of choosing the road less traveled. Never copypasted, except for quotes and URLs, of course.

Oh, c’mon man, you can improve yourself every day and become someone’s significant other. I’m not saying it’s easy, but you can do it. Here’s some ideas:

Counter-point? It is no such thing. Science is completely harmonious with understanding that the universe has been created by Something Unfathomable.

3-on-3 rules. Soccer needs to do something like that instead of two more boring 15 minute OT’s and then awful PKs.

That wraparound was straight Inspector Gadget.

My pleasure, but about those sheds, Artie-baby ...

Uh, that’s what I said, dude. Next time, you might want to actually read “all of that”.

Laker losses haven’t been news for quite a while.

Nah, that would be kicking in a police car window. Unless the cop was just giving you a ride, that means you’re already under arrest.

I keep banging my head against the wall as to why so many football players have all these problems, but it’s only resulting in a headache.

Just because America has been oppressing people of color for 240 years and counting, doesn’t mean the idea that “All men are created equal” is flawed in any way. It just means that it been run by racist hypocrites all these years.

Plus a shit load of “lack of self-control”.

Could someone who is photoshop capable just color his face to be the color of his hand? Let’s get an idea of what this <REDACTED> really looks like.

If I had any pity left, it would only be for the living.

Now he joins his life coach, Rodney Dangerfield, in the hereafter.

“All these health food nuts are gonna be real upset when they just up and die of nothing one day.”

I wish I could get a message to Kei Nishikori, re:

So an article about a useless guy misusing a wasteful machine is a meta metaphor for our society’s inconsiderate exploitation of black people.

Well said, except for the tone deaf part. Nantz is more tone deaf than marble.

I remember McEnroe (my fav of all time) getting aced but the linesman calling it out. After telling the ump that it was in, the ump said the call was out and he wasn’t going to overrule it, so Mac just let the second serve go on by without a care.