That would have been terrible, not any kind of luck.

Of course, many Americans — especially those in power — will never learn such lessons in humility and respect. And it’s a damn shame.

Death is the greatest advisor there is. Often all of the selfish, shallow shit people can manifest just no longer matters once a person has confronted death.

I allow my kids to swear like sailors at home for many reasons:

That’s a seriously excellent montage there. Pure platinum.

Andy Murray “relax and giggle”?

And by “back of his mind” you mean “deep up his ass”, right?

Broadway isn’t the world.

Would it be insulting if the Australian Baseball Association (if such a thing exists, and, no, I’m not going to look it up) had a team called the “Melbourne Aboriginees”?

The Netherlands?

How sick are our priorities?

And I want KD to be on the sidelines for that hateful pick and stare Zaza put on Russ. It has no place in sport, regardless of the bloodlust endemic to 2017 professional sports culture and its fans. That KD didn’t say anything about it was very disappointing to me. Note that it was Zaza who fell into KD’s knee.

More like “Corey Matthews is having a hard time taking a dump.”

I don’t know, but first you should wash your other hand.

“There once was a man from Nantucket ...

I thought that was the new “Welcome to D.C.” signage.

It’s cute that Cousins thought appealing to Snyder’s humanity would help.

A-D-D-E-R-A-L-L

Rich kids, an asshole and KD. It’s always fun to play with the rich kids until they tell you it’s time for you to go back to your shitty house.

I’m hoping Russ turns into Dark Phoenix and torches `em all so bad that they have to make his ring out of adamantium.