Try some jeans and a polo instead of that track suit.

That’s how England fares against Germany without the U.S.’s help.

You have won this thread, my friend.

I think he was really shaken up by Zaza’s hard screen.

I will answer with this sentence combined with your screen name.

I mean, he is a demon deacon, right?

Polyester is not our friend. It doesn’t breathe, see.

No, but I’ve been called a genius by two different coworkers.

Oops, only Mike Dunleavy. I thought Shawn Livingston was taller.

I haven’t pretended to be anything in a long, long time. That’s why women just simply want to fuck me, if my wife would let them.

I will decline both the invitation to argue with Nick and to getting my ass beaten by him. Hard pass, TYVM.

A few years ago, Turkish club Fenerbahçe was punished by not being allowed to have men attend two consecutive matches. Only women and children were allowed and, by all accounts — including the players — it was a glorious day of football.

Sorry to interrupt your masturbation.

It’s hard for me to get worked up about sports after reading Giri’s article.

Wow, I completely disagree with that perspective, but I respect that it makes for a lot of successful athletes in many kinds of sports or, really, endeavors of all kinds.

Yeah, but that’s my point: it’s skill against skill, as opposed to physical intensity of will against another’s.

Yeah, he sure doesn’t have a top-notch cast surrounding him, but it’s hard to defend 6'7" point guards or 6'9" shooting guards when you’re that short, and the switches are going to have to happen.

I believe this helps explain people’s inability to think clearly:

No worries, I didn’t take it that way.

Read the responses to my post about Kawhi. This is a continuation of that, and is directly applicable.