Not interesting ones, anyway.

Jurist just jousts jealous jackasses jerking Jeanie’s justified jurisdiction.

Like the former first lady (and dementia sufferer) said, “Just say no.”

Gambling is intrinsic to the NFL’s appeal for some significant percent of the fans, no?

It wasn’t strutting, it was struggling.

How dare you, sir!

As hard as understanding the terribleness that is Trump et al, evidently.

Nothing trumps portrait mode, my friend. All I could hear was my inner voice saying “TURN IT SIDEWAYS!”

That’s what makes pride such a deadly sin.

That would require them to be honest, selfless human beings instead of self-obsessed ladder-climbers, which is what most members of any religion really are. That’s because they’re just enjoying the delusional “Jesus died for my sins” free ticket to heaven. They have no real interest in actually becoming better people…

As a wrestler, I can tell you “A pint’s a pound the whole world round”. That’s 16 ounces, my friend, which makes a half gallon and even four pounds.

The bar is on the ground and the morons are fighting each other to stomp it.

His and her tears aren’t the ones that matter here.

Let’s not forget their fellow employees who are all to eager to downplay the whole damned thing because it might impact their personal bottom-line.

Flick a booger?

An evil clusterfuck of publicists, MBAs and lawyers, with a dash of HR.

Which country’s natives are they fucking?

The pillar of ironic hypocrisy being the Catholic sacrament of confession.

UFC 209's new main event: Kim Mulkey verses her own fist.

Yeah, I’ve had a rough day, too.