Good call.

Mission accomplished! 4 glasses of wine later, my family has gone out and left me at home with the dogs! Tabloids are right!

I did, thank you. I've always hated the term "Black Widow" because it reduces female terrorist to basically "Ladies go crazy without family!!". Men aren't "Black Widowers" or "Grieving Daddys" or what have you, they're angry guys with bombs and agency. The truth is, all of them grew up in the same war-torn shithole…

Ah yes, male terrorists have complex political, cultural and religious reasons for killing people. Female terrorists are sad and cranky because their babies and/or husbands died.

Well, that's it. I'm aspiring for "drunk and alone mom" because I need some goddamned privacy and if drinking is what it takes, so be it!

It's like Clooney is a god despite the fact that he's in his fifties and not married.

Unfortunately, I don't think it's just Hollywood. The media and the commenters get in on the action. I'm still waiting for that article about how George Clooney has burned through a dozen ladies and can't seem to hold on to any of them. God knows we've seen thousands of articles like that about Aniston and the four…

So the fate of women is as follows:

Because Hollywood hates women?

That was the passage that bothered me the most. It's not a joke about the people around Britney; it's just calling Britney herself stupid. Low blow.

If you think this paragraph is kind... I'm not sure what to say:

Let the Gawker hate flow through you!! Her style of writing is too 'squeeeeeee!' for me. Sorry, I just don't enjoy it. And yeah, she is putting Britney down.

Agreed. This was a poor article from an author who acknowledged she didn't even watch very much of it. I had it up (granted I was working on other things) but I watched it and it just cemented my #TeamBritney feelings.

Jezebel really seems to shine when it unnecessarily puts women down.

I've decided to see this entire LasVegas show as a mental health trip for BritBrit. Stability in location, staff, and job.

I'm dark Irish, but people frequently think I'm Jewish because of my coloring and curly hair. My boyfriend is Jewish and racially mixed, and doesn't present as white.

Microaggressions I've gotten: "So, what are you exactly?"

Definitely find yourself a new gyno. I'm 28, no kids and have had the Paragaurd for 18 months. My periods were a hot mess for the first 9-12 months and are finally starting to even out. Which for me is 3-4 days of bad pms with 6-7 days of bleeding. The cramping was super bad the first couple months but has…

It does make him a better driver. Why? Because professional drivers drive the same amount of time as normal people + the time on their job. They are also required to drive more carefully because of the increased potential for damage during their job. AND they are required to get a special license beyond a regular…

What's up with all this not-a-real-driver shit in the comments today? Here's a quick test to determine if you're a professional driver: