I would say “deliberate” instead of “scripted”. Obviously not a genuine collapse, but I might act a bit of a fool too to get that kind of appraisal.

Little known fact, the scene of Trump in Home Alone 2 was already an edit. I much prefer the original...

I hate to come in and say “disagree so hard” when everbody else is already commenting to say that they disagree so hard, but I disagree so hard.

(Copy and pasting what I wrote at The Avocado. Uh, it’s a lot)

Hilariously one of the musicians is wearing a shirt on Rebbeca Sugar’s instagram that is supposed to depict all the Crystal Gems’ gems.

I waited with bated breath to see how your man would handle the white ankle socks in the upper left corner of the screen (most of my socks are ankle- or quarter-length). However, that part of the video ends at 1:05 — just as he finishes folding all the other socks at triple speed. So, this mystery remains unsolved.

“Again, who are you to say the tests were done incorrectly. Where is your proof?”

By all means, go read the study, I did. It was a bad testing method with deliberate omissions of data, literally and figuratively paid for by several anti-smoking groups.

Funny they are testing for metal but they did not test the difference between kanthal, SS, Ni, and Ti wires?

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

AW SHIT

Very obviously his caribouty.

Clearly this is a weapon to surpass metal gear.

Segata Sanshiro.

We all know who to blame!

From HR:

I think the word you're looking for here is "trailer"

Good one Mate...

I guess he must have...checked too often.