The Futurliner

At some point we have to ask ourselves...

Some day, he's going to pull that shit on the wrong Ruskie, and die a folk hero death.

Honestly, if you're at the point in learning to drive where you still haven't figured out the difference between braking and accelerating, you should be in an empty parking lot.

I've always wondered...do car companies pay for the marketing in this movie at all? Provide cars either discounted or for free?

They should create a feature where frequent commentors can be pre-approved, or maybe even select a few "star" commentators that will bypass the process.

Hannibal Lecht-car

Because she's a retarded in-bred chav who drives a pink Corsa.

ah, this is so great, i only see 10 comments by the same guy, like hes talking to himself.

I believe if a car is painted that color, that is referred to as a snatchback.

I guess I shoulda known
By the way you parked your car on mine
That it wouldn't last

See, you're the kinda driver
Who believes in jumping curbs
Mixed pedals up, foot in a cast?

I guess I must be dumb
Cause I had a shiny Aston Martin
Left it to be abused



But it was Tuesday morning,
All the other cars were boring
And you said,…

Silence, male oppressor!

Would she get diarrhea if she ate racing slicks? Or lose weight with low rolling resistance tires?

"As a little girl I always wanted to grow up to be the Goodyear Blimp."

But will they eat their own?

Ravenous Rabbits Ravage Rockies Ridges' Rides?