Embarrassed to admit that I have been watching some eps of Keeping Up. I finally had to stop because, whatever else is going on with the K-Js, they really seem to have an incredible family bond, whereas my family wouldn’t bother to spit on me if I were on fire. Despite their shallow goals, they do seem to love each…

I don’t know, those guys look like pussies

A good band photo should be a mix of dudes looking cool/tough along with one being indifferent/bored. I give you:

Wrong. Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris. Have you seen his tweets? Woke bae is superior bae.

I will definitely watch it on HBO, but I am not putting my box office $$ toward a movie starring him.

I’m still upset that he hasn’t been recast in the Fantastic Beasts movies. Colin Farrell > Johnny Depp any day of the week.

Thanks again for all the work you’ve done on this story, Diana.

Genuine question from a straight white dude here: Is this babe-watch stuff with Avenetti at all an ironic thing? Independent of the Trump stuff (I’m 100% with him on it and hope he nails the fucker to the wall), he’s sending out a shit ton of creepy/con man vibes for me. In interviews, to say he comes across as sleazy…

She’s a birther. She deserves every moment of hell she is currently living through. I hope it’s every bit as painful as it appears.

That’s not entitlement, it’s an inflated ego bred of lots of positive attention. Literally everyone is susceptible to that if they aren’t careful. Women included.

Because that’s what we should take from this 🙄

I hate drinking cold drinks without a straw so I bought some stainless ones and I carry them in my bag. I just take them home and run them through the dishwasher.

Grenier can sometimes be a self-important jerk, but I agree with his take on plastic straws. His addressing dangerous levels of pollution does not mean racism is less important than environmental protections.

He’s actually taking a gap year to work on voter registration and campaign for anti-NRA candidates. I like this move so much.

He is truly wonderful. He was a part of a tragic horrific event, but instead of letting that moment take over his life, he is doing something about it. It reminds me of one of my favorite lines, from The Departed: “I don’t wanna be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”

God damn. This kid is doing work. I was happy hitting professional accomplishments before I ever expected too. This kid is out here changing the world before he can drink a beer.

Could we call him “Boss”? Because that would really bring my childhood full circle.

President Hogg has a nice ring to it. This kid is getting shit done and doesn’t need to tweet NO COLLUSION! every day while he does it.

Lol you mean the “lets not make it easy to kill people” brand? If that’s unsavory to you then maybe you should learn to remove human flesh from your diet.

My brain must not be working this morning. I read every word of the headline, they all make sense as individual words, and yet the meaning of the whole escapes me. Someone help a sister out?